SIR MEOW
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Dossier
.GENERAL.
NAME : Sir/ Sir Meow
AGE : 15 bodily, 25 in headspace
DOB : July 13th
GENDER : agender
ORIENTATION: bisexual, ambiamorous
SPECIES : Ú̸̧̡̢͈͎̬̺͙̬̩̟̒̿̂̈́͐̃̋̓̋̀̐̉͝͠Ṉ̸̨̢̧͚̙͙̭̙̮͙̟̰̼̥̰̈́̍̃͑̐̾̓̋̓͑͘̚K̷͉̀͗̾̆͆̄̆̚O̶̡̢̘̼͎̤̮̻̩̫̼̻̘̻̝̭̭̲̼͙̦͎̲͂̑̿͋͆̈́̊W̸͓͍͕͇̙̝̻̊̏̿͗͆͛͋̉̇̕Ņ̷̢͙͇̫͌̓̂̓̇͆̅̓̋̅̉̾̄̉̀̚̕ ̶͎̎͗̏͒̏͠ ̸̢̦͔̤͚̟͔̣̹̩̱̺̰̞̞̟͊͂̍̌̆͒̈́͛̍̈́̿̊͂͘͜͠͝͝ͅͅE̵̛͇̙̟̼͍̩̪̼̅͗̈́̈́̽̇̇̽̾̏̓̾͒̕̕͘͠͠͝͠N̶̤̙͎̙̆̌͛͝T̴̛̹͎̬̝̞̈̀̍͆̀̋̃́̇̂͆̂̅̐̈́̿̽̏̑͑̚̕Î̸̛̹̺̫̯͌̍͋́̉̑͊͆͌̍̓̈̍̀̓͋̋̊̔̓͝Ţ̵̙͖͕̣͋̑̇̚̚͠Y̶̻͕͔̱̯̲̳̳͎͈̣̥̥̮̅
OCCUPATION : cat
.APPEARANCE.
EYE COLOR : green
FURR COLOR : Black
HEIGHT : 5'3
BODY : slightly chubby
TATTOOS : smile face like: :] on collarbone, tamogatchi on left wrist, trans symbol on right wrist, part dot on left pointer finger
PIERCINGS : angel fangs, septum, industrial, ears
STYLE : grunge/goth
Background
Sir Meow was a flamboyant and arrogant mortal man, who made his career as a magician. He performed all sorts of tricks for money, but he never revealed his secrets to keep his audience captivated. He was an expert in slight of hand, disappearing acts, and making things pop out from nowhere. Despite his charisma, most of his personal relationships failed due to his narcissism and ego. He also had a habit of performing his magic outside of work for no reason other than his own amusement. Thomas Whiskers, a skilled yet morally compromised magician, died after a fateful incident during one of his notorious shows in the early 1900s. Rumors swirled about his sinister use of animal sacrifices to fuel his most impressive feats, though these whisperings could never be directly proven.
One fateful night, as he prepared to conjure a particularly complex demonstration, the stage floor gave way, plunging into a fiery abyss beneath the stage. In a chilling twist of fate, Thomas was cast into the fiery pits of hell, where he began his afterlife as the very animal he sacrificed
In the twisted landscape of Hell, Sir Meow's arrival did not go unnoticed. His mesmerizing stage presence and mastery of dark magic quickly caught the attention of the otherworldly beings that inhabited the realm. Initially dismissed as just another damned soul, Sir Meow's sheer audacity and unapologetic embrace of his new identity made him an instant sensation. With each performance, he dazzled the hellish crowd with his twisted illusions and captivating charisma. Over time, he became a symbol of rebellious spectacle, adored by the denizens of hell who appreciated his daring defiance of convention and his unapologetic acceptance of his otherworldly fate.
Rules
.ONE. nobody is allowed to look Sir meow directly in the eyes. He believes that prolonged eye contact is a form of weakness and vulnerability, and thus, he demands that his staff and audience avert their gaze when in his presence. Those who dare to challenge this rule often find themselves facing his wrath and swift retribution..TWO.Nobody is allowed to touch his personal belongings without his express permission. Whether it's his stage props, costumes, or magical instruments, his possessions are strictly off-limits to anyone but himself. This rule extends to his living quarters and private sanctuary, where he keeps his most prized possessions and where only a select few have ever been allowed entry..THREE. Sir Meow's thirdrule is one of the most peculiar and unique among his many demands. He has an aversion to certain colors, particularly pastel shades. The sight of them deeply offends his aesthetic sensibilities, and if he happens to encounter anyone donning pastel tones in his presence, he will not hesitate to express his displeasure. Whether it's the gaudy color of someone's clothing, the background of a stage, or the decorations of a venue, he will go to great lengths to ensure that there are no pastel colors in sight when he performs.
.FOUR. Nobody is allowed to mention or make any reference to his previous human life as Thomas Whiskers. He has made it abundantly clear that this part of his existence is to be erased from conscious memory, and any mention of his past only serves to enrage him. Those who accidentally or intentionally bring up his prior identity often face his wrath, which can range from a disapproving glare to more sinister consequences..FIVE. the black orchid. He demands that there are at least a dozen of these rare and exotic blooms arranged in his dressing room before every performance. These dark, velvety flowers symbolize mystery, power, and his own unique charm. If even one orchid is missing or wilting, he will refuse to step onto the stage, and the entire crew knows they must do their utmost to satisfy this demand or face his indignation..SIX. Sir Meow has a final rule, albeit an obscure and puzzling one. He has a deep-seated fear of the number thirteen. Whether it's the thirteenth floor of a building, the thirteenth card in a deck, or even the number of flowers arranged in his dressing room, he avoids it at all costs. This superstition is rooted in his past, and he firmly believes that anything associated with the number thirteen harbors ill luck and misfortune. Thus, he takes great care to eliminate or modify anything with the infamous number thirteen.
this is all due to him dying on his birthday, july 13th
